Only he who can do better may critique the Golden One
by oliverpls599
40 Comments
shonkshonkshonk
I ain’t gotta be no fancy chef to tell you a shit sandwich tastes like ass.
I don’t gotta be no fancy chive chopper to draw an airplane on a pile of chives and say seeya tomorrow chef.
This is America
Metal_Chef_Prime
He said he wanted them to be perfect, we live to serve. See you tommorow chef
theg1rlwh0waited
free f1exican from karmakrazi!! 🤺🤺
TheDunwichBartender
Let he without towers cast the first plane.
PassiveParty0
Fine? We’re not looking for FINE. We are searching for PERFECTION
SleepFeeling3037
Yeah they are fine, but they’re also annoying. I’ve blocked his posts, and yet this whole sub is STILL all about f1exican’s fucking chives
Consistent_Way_4160
I like chive
discodeathsquad
Beating a dead horse through a ghost town.
Better-Tomorrow5102
We don’t want it to end. Also, it’s an impossible task and he asked for it
p1ngmantoo
When he gets em right, he will know, we will know, the world will know.
This is not just a choice, it is a sacrifice.
Ermmahhhgerrrd
I have one question. How do you say his username? Is it F1-Exincan or Flexican? Paging u/f1exican for clarification. (Keep chivin’, y’all)
frailgesture
Christ can I mute the word “chives” on Reddit yet
ReinstateTheCapo
I just want to know what quantifies “Reddit says they’re perfect”?
Each chive is like a snowflake, unique in its own way, his technique is quite excellent now, but I’ve also heard it takes over 1000 hours of practice to become guru level.
We can’t release him yet, he’s our only hope for Chivefection
mrhemisphere
We demand
momoblu1
Yeah, but here’s the thing. The chives were fine many, many, many days ago. We told them so. We all told them so. Chivemeister is just not a good listener.
Has F1EXICAN asked for mercy? I offer no mercy, only my aid!
Shdfx1
He said he’s going to keep chopping chives until they’re perfect. If they’re perfect, no more chives. I need my daily chives!!! If we need an electron microscope to prove the slightest, inconsequential irregularity, to keep this strangely soothing Sisyphean task going, I’m all for it.
It’s like a horizontal asymptote that approaches ever closer to zero imperfections for infinity, but never reaches actual zero.
As long as F1exican doesn’t mind, that is. God, I hope he likes chopping a cup of chives every day.
MA2_Robinson
Some people think criticism = bad, like have you seen how good his chives got so quick?
ComfortableAd6207
No. It must continue consistency is key.
Icy_Prior_5825
This is the meta-convo we NEED.
tomato-slut
Begone, vile commenters, begone from me!
Super-Message-4592
Lukewarm take. Day 55 was the day.
WaffleHouseGladiator
No.
saltedcrypt
i blocked him like day 2 of this shit but i still have to see posts about it constantly
djmd2
It doesn’t take two months to learn how to slice chives though
beardingmesoftly
Our chive-chopping friend is many things, but Britney he ain’t
I_blockkarmafarmers
Man, I’m so sick of hearing about this dude already.
KoalaRashCream
Seriously it’s lame now and the only people complaining are the hangers on that subsists on the internet
PunkTrackGoddess
Ban KarmaKrazi, it’s the only way to be successful tomorrow!
brown-and-sticky
Yeah but he’s asking for it.
Brickman59
He’s stupid and I don’t know why he is so popular. I’m sorry I’m just a hater. But why is he so popular? I feel like it would be annoying (at least to me) seeing the same post for several months in a row no? It’s not like there’s any actual improvement between posts, just the same circlejerking critiques
bhorvic
If his chives were that fire, he would no longer have to post, right?
uncertaincucumbers
TIL how to mute/banish a subreddit. So sick of this lame cakes mission. Flexican flexiCANT cut fkn chives in 60 days and even fakes days. LAME. Waste of food, waste of time
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I ain’t gotta be no fancy chef to tell you a shit sandwich tastes like ass.
I don’t gotta be no fancy chive chopper to draw an airplane on a pile of chives and say seeya tomorrow chef.
This is America
He said he wanted them to be perfect, we live to serve. See you tommorow chef
free f1exican from karmakrazi!! 🤺🤺
Let he without towers cast the first plane.
Fine? We’re not looking for FINE. We are searching for PERFECTION
Yeah they are fine, but they’re also annoying. I’ve blocked his posts, and yet this whole sub is STILL all about f1exican’s fucking chives
I like chive
Beating a dead horse through a ghost town.
We don’t want it to end. Also, it’s an impossible task and he asked for it
When he gets em right, he will know, we will know, the world will know.
This is not just a choice, it is a sacrifice.
I have one question. How do you say his username? Is it F1-Exincan or Flexican?
Paging u/f1exican for clarification. (Keep chivin’, y’all)
Christ can I mute the word “chives” on Reddit yet
I just want to know what quantifies “Reddit says they’re perfect”?
Each chive is like a snowflake, unique in its own way, his technique is quite excellent now, but I’ve also heard it takes over 1000 hours of practice to become guru level.
https://i.redd.it/dcp6bikqoh6g1.gif
My God it’s full of chives!
We can’t release him yet, he’s our only hope for Chivefection
We demand
Yeah, but here’s the thing. The chives were fine many, many, many days ago. We told them so. We all told them so. Chivemeister is just not a good listener.
https://preview.redd.it/8ac4rivzph6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e32a1cb3465b0bcc1592aedf84ec1c15a405c506
He’s SO CLOSE 😭
Has F1EXICAN asked for mercy? I offer no mercy, only my aid!
He said he’s going to keep chopping chives until they’re perfect. If they’re perfect, no more chives. I need my daily chives!!! If we need an electron microscope to prove the slightest, inconsequential irregularity, to keep this strangely soothing Sisyphean task going, I’m all for it.
It’s like a horizontal asymptote that approaches ever closer to zero imperfections for infinity, but never reaches actual zero.
As long as F1exican doesn’t mind, that is. God, I hope he likes chopping a cup of chives every day.
Some people think criticism = bad, like have you seen how good his chives got so quick?
No. It must continue consistency is key.
This is the meta-convo we NEED.
Begone, vile commenters, begone from me!
Lukewarm take. Day 55 was the day.
No.
i blocked him like day 2 of this shit but i still have to see posts about it constantly
It doesn’t take two months to learn how to slice chives though
Our chive-chopping friend is many things, but Britney he ain’t
Man, I’m so sick of hearing about this dude already.
Seriously it’s lame now and the only people complaining are the hangers on that subsists on the internet
Ban KarmaKrazi, it’s the only way to be successful tomorrow!
Yeah but he’s asking for it.
He’s stupid and I don’t know why he is so popular. I’m sorry I’m just a hater. But why is he so popular? I feel like it would be annoying (at least to me) seeing the same post for several months in a row no? It’s not like there’s any actual improvement between posts, just the same circlejerking critiques
If his chives were that fire, he would no longer have to post, right?
TIL how to mute/banish a subreddit. So sick of this lame cakes mission. Flexican flexiCANT cut fkn chives in 60 days and even fakes days. LAME. Waste of food, waste of time
Gotta start the f1exican defense squad fr 😔
Towering gap, see you tomorrow chef
https://preview.redd.it/sw050ajmii6g1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe01731d5ec9d925a9ec1d6ee63405ac03ff7b2
I’m so fucking over the chives. They should wilt and die.